I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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