No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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