im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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