i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Randomize
