WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Oh god it's open bar.
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