we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
he laminated a picture of his dick.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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