This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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