My brain says no but my pants say off.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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