i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
This toilet bowl is my home.
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