Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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