I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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