Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
