i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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