My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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