I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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