Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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