I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Randomize
