I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Randomize
