We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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