Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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