I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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