if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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