Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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