You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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