just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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