i jhust puked up my retainher.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
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