At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
then he tried to convert me to islam
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
This is my gift to your gina
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
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