Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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