At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Randomize
