i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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