Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
You may now shotgun with the bride
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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