For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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