i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
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