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I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
please don't ironically join a cult
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