Define "chronic" masturbator.
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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