How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
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