no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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