omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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