A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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