That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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