I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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