Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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