then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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