SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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