happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Randomize
