Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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