this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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