is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
Randomize
