The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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