East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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